The Most Important Blog Post of My Entire Life

Herewith, My Bucket List:

1.  Shatter the glass ceiling.  Or, shatter a glass on the floor

2.  Have a full morning breakfast wearing business attire and makeup.  Drink coffee — black.  Engage in a coherent conversation

3.  Swallow a tear

4.  Close talk with someone without worrying about my breath

5.  Bury the hatchet

6.  Marshall-slap every single “Real Housewife” there was, is or ever will be

7.  Number seven isn’t realistic, so never mind

8.  Become ladylike

9.  Jimmy Fallon

10.  Climb every mounta  hill 

 

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